Before I go onto the spiel, this is a scene from a movie called A Time To Kill (which is apparently not allowed to be embedded. Good move, asshole. Gotta get those views up.) I was under the impression that everyone has seen this goddamn movie but the more I tell the story that will proceed this, the more I find that I’m wrong. Or I guess it at least applies to people around my age. So if you haven’t seen this movie, just skip this whole damn thing or go look up the movie as I’ve had to explain what it’s about about ninety times.

The scene posted above is meant to be very touching and somber. At the end of the closing argument, when Samuel L. Jackson’s character looks up, wide eyed with surprise as Matthew McConaughey’s character is tearing up with a look of pain on his face, my mom laughed. Now, in what fucking context could this scene EVER be funny, one might think to themselves. I remember seeing it when I was maybe seven-ish. I recall not completely understanding it, so I asked my mom what was going on and why it was so funny. She basically said to me that it was funny because McConaughey’s character was only able to become sad when thinking about the crimes being committed against his own White little girl (Serious speech. Serious speech. Serious speech. But what if she was White like my daughter? TEARS!) and that Samuel L. Jackson’s character was giving him a look of “Is this mother fucker serious with this shit?” And being seven-ish, I thought she was right and saw the scene from that perspective and thought it was meant to be humorous. Needless to say, this scene has never had the correct kind of impact on me. So I blame my mother for instilling a very dark sense of humor in me. Hers is not nearly as bad as mine. I don’t think hers is as cruel… Maybe a bit unsympathetic, but I doubt she realizes it. But planting that seed in my young mind gave it so much more time to grow, and it’s bad, although I’m working on it.

Water really needs to be changed.

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 First of all, I will clear the fact that I added Pluto because despite its classification as a dwarf planet, it is still indeed, a planet. It took two sessions to finish.

 The elaboration is not completely realistic; that’s what I wanted. So, if it looks a little cartoonish to you, that’s why. I should also clear that in this picture my back is slightly bend forward, and I’m really skinny, so my vertebrae pops up very easily and that tends to cause distortion on the circles. They’re not poorly drawn circles, they’re circles on an irregular surface xD

Pluto is so small that if it were on earth’s surface, its sides wouldn’t be able to touch both sides of the United States’ coasts. The moon is larger than Pluto. Also, if you’re going to include Pluto, probably should include Eris.

She gives me the weirdest boner.